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08.05.2019 09:08
 

Njegov Instagram prati skoro milijun ljudi.

Simon Hooper, na društvenim mrežama poznatiji kao “Father Of Daughters”, je gotovo preko noći postao prava Internetska senzacija. Naime, na svom Instagram profilu je odlučio pokazati kako izgleda stvarno roditeljstvo, a njegova brutalna iskrenost je oduševila mnoge.

 

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One moment I'm method acting the crap out of my role as a granny named Lucy at an exclusive tea party hosted by the twins, the next they've abandoned me quicker than the entourage of a celebrity embroiled in a sex scandal to act out scenes from a budget version of king Kong. In that moment, I transformed from being an engaged parent to a 36 year old man in tent who's been left ponder his life choices whilst talking to himself in strange accents & drinking air from a wooden cup. Isn't parenting wonderful. There's a long list of things I've continued to do when the those with the attention span of an senile goldfish decide to sod off that includes colouring, Lego, playing with dolls & simple puzzles that I time myself to complete because, well, why not! Who else has been dumped mid play & continued on your own? #abandoned #budgetkingkong #thisairislovely #maninatent #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod

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It's a little known fact that children's nurseries generate so much art work per day that if you added it all up, it would weigh the same as 10 blue whales who'd really left themselves go. Ok, that's not true but I'm sure that they are a contributing factor to Amazon rainforests reduced lung capacity and heavy wheezing. And what do we do with all these jackson pollock style master pieces that are covered in half dried poster paints that weld themselves to the car, glitter (the syphillis of the arts & crafts world as you can't get rid of it) & an ocean of PVA glue that covers the page from corner to corner? Be honest – we take a half glance, pay the appropriate compliments & then 95% of their portfolio goes straight to that special private gallery in the cupboard – the recycling bin. Do I feel guilty? Sure, a bit, but I'm 4 kids in, so that guilt gets brushed off pretty easily – I'm cold as ice. (Fyi we keep the best ones, we're not total monsters!) #coldasice #disposableart #wheresmypicturegone #fatherofdaughters #twins #dadlife #instadad #fod

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Our house is fast becoming a commune for dolls that have cast aside the constraints of clothing & embraced their natural form in all its glory. In other words, it's a plastic nudist camp. I have drawers literally full of fake people rocking all sorts vaginas and penis's, ranging from limbless pound shop dolls with smooth under carriages all the way up to these rather detailed, anatomically correct ones that love nothing more than letting it all hang free, and I for one am tired of having a penis pushed it my face at bed time (there's a sentence I never thought I say). Through hosting this ‘celebration of the flesh’ I've also learnt that girls think Willie's are hands down, THE most hilarious thing on the planet, which is just great for me. Do boys find vaginas funny? Not that I'm aware. So why is our manhood worth more laughs than a sellout comedy gig? I'm off to get surgery to make myself completely smooth so the laughing will stop. #plasticnudistcamp #willyintheface #dontlaughatit #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod

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No, this is not me doing an impersonation of gazza's famous dentist chair celebration, it is infact the moment last night force i was fed a bottle / partially waterboarded by my own Flesh & blood. (I'm not exactly sure what secrets I was supposed to divulge but I'm betting it was something to do with the location of biscuits). For some reason the twins are obsessed will the babies at the moment – either pretending to be one themselves or forcing everyone in a 5 metre radius to regress to new born status so that they can parent us. I for one wouldn't mind although I could without the imaginary nappy change which is a little degrading – I'm sure there's niche fetish serviceout there that would charge a small fortune to treat an grown man as a baby, but I seem to get this for free on the regular without even asking for it. #forcedregression #downit #notacelebration #manchild #waterboardingforkids #Fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #dadlife #fod

Objavu dijeli Simon, also known as FOD (@father_of_daughters)

Inače, Simon je otac četiriju djevojčica koje svojom domišljatošću i nepodopštinama neprestano nasmijavaju njegove pratitelje.

“Želim ljudima pružiti realističan prikaz roditeljstva, i to iz perspektive roditelja. Previše je uljepšavanja oko nas pa sam želio pokazati pravu istinu, ali uz dozu humora”, ispričao je ovaj simpatični tata u razgovoru za HuffPost.

Nedavno se požalio kako su ga njegove blizanke pozvale na “ekskluzivnu čajanku”, a onda je naglo otkazale kako bi odglumile scenu iz “King Konga”. No, kako kaže, to ga nije spriječilo da ostane uživljen u ulogu bakice Lucy koja uživa u ispijanju čaja.

Otkrio je i gdje završavaju sva ona umjetnička djela koja mu djevojčice donesu iz vrtića. Kako kaže, “na mjestu gdje ih svi mogu vidjeti”.

Priznao je kako ga nekad spremanje djevojčica na spavanje natjera na razmišljanje zašto još 2015. godine nije napravio vazektomiju…

Iako uživa u zajedničkim praznicima, priznaje kako ga uvijek raduje trenutak u kojem se svi vraćaju svojim obvezama, prenosi Index.hr.

(TIP)

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